Greetings self from the future, as you are reading this, you're most probably released (temporarily) from the clutches of your moral(and legal) obligations to serving your great motherland (HEIL MEIN SINGAPURA) and having it kick your freedom in the nuts several times before bashing its brains in with a baseball bat like the "Bear Jew".
Yesterday was one of the many days you were deprived of sleep, decent food and decent lodging (i.e. Bunk with the relative mozzie density comparable to the human density of Monaco). Also, you are constantly reminded that stereotypes are known as stereotypes for a reason and politically correct GP testers can suck on it for being fucking hypocrites. Somehow, I can sympathize with a particular austrian-born dictator with radical views and a kick-ass (as in geneva convention humane ass) dogma, but yeah, you know, oppression and systematically killing many many people is not a nice thing because who's gonna feed the cats when they're dead? (that was sarcasm, the cats, not the genocide)
Also (damn, I'm losing points for using so many "Also"s, but fuck GP anyway, it's over and done with), you're once again striking names out on the list of people that you can maintain confidentiality with because of an inherent need to bitch (which is scientifically proven to be good for your health).
Earth Hour 2010:
To all of your inner-hippies out there, Al gore is a douchebag, global warming is a natural process (we are merely speeding up the process, it's like giving mummy more cigarettes but you know she's gonna die eventually, so why not end off with a great big bang) and it ain't that bad too. Lastly, irony's a bitch, you douchebags killed more trees in your little advertising campaigns than a year's worthed of SME flyers distributed at Bedok Interchange.
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